Super Promises

Superhero Promise #12

hollywoodjane — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 09:11:50 -0700

“No more jokes about your cooking and how fortunate it is that I’m invincible.”

Superhero Promise #11

hollywoodjane — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 11:48:31 -0700

“I will completely understand if you fall in love with someone else because you think I’m dead, as long as you promise to tell me whether or not you had my kid when I return.”

Superhero Promise #10

hollywoodjane — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:46:06 -0700

“I won’t use my powers to cheat on Game Night.”

Superhero Promise #9

hollywoodjane — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 11:03:00 -0700

“If you’re taken hostage by my enemies, I’ll come and rescue you, even if it’s obviously a trap.”

Superhero Promise #8

hollywoodjane — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:07:00 -0700

“If I miss a date with you, I promise it will be for a really good reason, like the end of the world, or a sale on spandex.”

This also applies to missed family functions.

Superhero Promise #7

hollywoodjane — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:04:40 -0700

“I won’t use my powers to help you unless you’re asking for help.”

Superhero Promise #6

hollywoodjane — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 14:37:18 -0700

“I promise to wait a respectable amount of time after your funeral before shacking up with your alternate universe counterpart.”

Superhero Promise #5

hollywoodjane — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 13:45:00 -0700

“If I turn evil and try to kill you, I’ll give you an hour’s head start.*”

*”There is no guarantee my evil self will keep this promise.”

Superhero Promise #3

hollywoodjane — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 13:06:00 -0700

“I won’t hold anything you say while brainwashed against you.”

Superhero Promise #4

hollywoodjane — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 13:06:00 -0700

“Shape-shifters won’t come between us.”

Superhero Promise #2

hollywoodjane — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 12:56:00 -0700

“I swear, honey, he’s just a sidekick!”

Superhero Promise #1

hollywoodjane — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 12:51:00 -0700

“If my deceased spouse returns from the dead, I promise you’ll be the first to know.”